Sarcy Susan
Sarcy Susan I always knew those ante natal parenting classes were a waste of time but of course Susan (a perfectionist in parenting apparently) insists they are always a fantastic idea for parents to be. Well Susan - I followed your advice. I didn't give the kids vodka to help them sleep - I didn't go to the shop and accidentally leave one there (admittedly I was tempted) - I didn't put a whole roast chicken in her bottle to fill her up and I didn't leave her in the bath alone at 3 days old to teach her how to swim. All which of course I wouldn't have known not to do if it wasn't for your expert advice. You did claim that these classes will give parents 'every single bit of information' they need to know about how to get through motherhood. You even gave out leaflets at the end containing all the information from the class which tells me two things.. 1) deep down you knew no one was actually going to listen 2) you've definitely shipped your